2008 Kia Rio Hatchback LX JB MY09
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Only 123ks of whipping done, plenty more pelt to whip and raise as many welts as you can, they heal fast at this young age.
It's still young but finished school now and entering into young adult life, so you can whip it as often as you like, you don't need to worry about the teacher's noticing the abuse, and you can even charge it rent.
It's still unlikely to clean the dishes, wash up or put anything away, you'll need to keep whipping it for that to happen, but it is likely to come pick you up one night, or drop you off to your desired location, for some kind of financial favour, even though you're fronting up the cost on anything and everything.
None the less you can whip it, and whip it good. Take out as much frustration as you can and probably even damage it permanently a little, keep the cycle of abuse going and ensure it continues through the generations.
It's got enough service history to handle it, four tough shoes and an ice cold attitude, errr, air conditioning.
All keys and books to let you back in at night, cheap as chips on the wallet, unlike those good for nothing children still hanging around milking you for every penny you're worth until you suffer a major cardiac arrest from all the whipping.
Don't worry they look after you when you're incapacitated, but they'll sell your manual whipping boy quicker than your drool drips from your tired lips and onto the nursing home floor.
Whip 'em for all their worth while you can, you might not get another chance.
Comes with current roadworthy certificate, 15mths warranty with 15mths roadside assistance available and rego til 27th November 2025
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